These are various comments and such that I have read in various people's away messages or user information on a particular messaging system. Some of these are from the now-defunct Greenbelt Internet Quote of the Moment. They follow, in no particular order.

BCM
Tomorrow, you can be anywhere. [info]
People prepare all their lives for a comfortable death. Screw that. I want to live well. [away]

JLED
dreaming of rain [away]

JB
For yew, I make a deal. It free. [info]

JLG
Today seems like a good day to burn a bridge or two. [info]
KILL YOUR TELEVISION [info]

JMO
Quite possibly getting into trouble. [away]
Y'know, I figured out how to make a living robbing banks. It's an awful lot of work. [conversation, 3/30/01]

JA
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. [disconnect]
If you know someone's armed, it prevents a lot of misunderstandings, or at least they get resolved quickly. A brief exchange, you're on your way to your next class. Or whatever. [disconnect, 10/17/00]

TLM
Did you know that beating your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour? [connect, 10/26/00]

MLY
I don't want to talk about seven-layer burritos. I want to hear a good reason why I should not go home and eat chocolate pudding for dinner. [conversation, 4/25/01]

BH
I must be the only abuse manager that has to wear a cup to work! [conversation, 12/06/00]

RCA
OH MY GOD! It's a real network and they have grown up routers! [conversation]

WJB Sr.
Hey, look, our routers aren't exploding! [conversation]

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